Dave Evans's definitions

jiggle the wires

to masturbate

when Owen is lonely, he jiggles the wires. Joe doesn't even wait untill he's alone.

by Dave Evans July 28, 2003

typo

short for typographical error. a misspelling

by Dave Evans June 18, 2003

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

fear of very long words

by Dave Evans July 4, 2003

watchmen

The best fucking comic ever made. written by alan moore and illustrated by dave gibbons in 1985-86

i ead watchmen, and i hpoe they make it into a movie that doesn't suck

by Dave Evans July 20, 2003

Hame

stuff or shit. originated as a misspelling of ham, and it just kinda evolved from there

go eat a hame fatty
i just took the biggest hame

by Dave Evans November 19, 2003