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Definitions by Dave Cobb via TallulahJean

An idiot in front of you at the ATM who uses the thing waaaaay too slowly.
How long does it to withdraw $20?? Has this guy never SEEN a cash machine? What an ATMbecile!

versatelligence 

The speed with which you can operate an ATM.
Dude, you're already done getting your money out? You've got some major versatelligence.