Definitions by Dave Cobb via TallulahJean

versatelligence

The speed with which you can operate an ATM.

Dude, you're already done getting your money out? You've got some major versatelligence.

An idiot in front of you at the ATM who uses the thing waaaaay too slowly.

How long does it to withdraw $20?? Has this guy never SEEN a cash machine? What an ATMbecile!