pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool
Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face
by Dave Catmur December 02, 2003
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Turgid

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"
by Dave Catmur December 02, 2003
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