Dave Catmur's definitions

Turgid

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003