Definitions by Dave Catmur

Turgid

A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"

Turgid by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003

pump action yoghurt rifle 

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

pump action yoghurt rifle by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003