Dave Brorsen's definitions

flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

re-tox

The act of imbibing copious amounts of alcohol after a long period of sobriety.

I have been sober for almost five days...time to go into re-tox.

by Dave Brorsen July 29, 2008