Dave's definitions

Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.

The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.

by Dave November 17, 2003

Micks

People who are of fairly strong Irish Descent. The word Mick is most generously used in the U.S Northest, primarly by Italians in Brooklyn.

Hey Tony, there are too many Micks in our club tonight. Lets bust some heads.

by Dave March 31, 2004

rez

Short for "reservation", as in an injun reservation.

"Hey Jeff wanna come over to Rob's and watch the pay-per-view?"
"Oh no, me go on reservation."

"Hey Jeff why not come to Ground Round with us and have a few drinks?"
"Naw, I need to go to the rez."

"Jeff why do you fucking suck?"
"I live on the rez."

by Dave October 21, 2004

bosom

A religious, archaic word referring to a woman's breasts.

"Embrace the bosom of the Holy Mother."
-Silent Hill 3

by Dave November 20, 2004

double-dragon

any style of debauchery. Or anything that is done twice.

"Yeah, I knew I didnt have enough money to pay for two movie tickets, so I had to buy only one ticket and double-dragon my girlfriend in through the back door of the theater."

Bill:"Damn! your girl is smokin'! Does
she have a sister?"

Bob:"Yeah, she has a twin!"

Bill:"NO WAY!!" "Double-Dragon!!!"

by Dave June 12, 2003

Kingys World

A world like no other, a world of getting smashed, puking eggs, knicking tramps hats, taking the piss out of Russ using his ammunition, w00ting and using a shoe as a mobile phone. Should this world end, remember kingys world will live you on yo!!

I got smashed on Kingys World w00t w00t wheres my Paulo pics!!

by Dave January 14, 2004

cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.

Check out the cookie duster on Brad!

by Dave July 17, 2005