Definitions by Dave

Cat Marr 

Smelly Cat

"Smelly cat, SMELLYYY CAATTT,what are they feedin u?, PORK!?

Cat Marr by Dave April 2, 2003

Da Trunk 

A large ass.

Yo shit man, look at da trunk on that bitch.

Da Trunk by Dave April 2, 2003

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

ferneye by Dave April 1, 2003

diddums 

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

diddums by Dave March 28, 2003

beach scarring 

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

beach scarring by dave March 28, 2003

the way it oughta be 

When a foosball match has come down to the wire and the score is 9 to 9.

Man this is so bitchin, i love it when the game is the way it oughta be.

the way it oughta be by dave March 25, 2003

breasts 

the greatest creation known to man

and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."

breasts by dave March 23, 2003