Definitions by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan

zeph 

an apocalyptic, hot, steamy discharge of air coming from one's anus, often reeking of shit.

d-vo i just zephed.
wallace what a total douche bag.
monson cock sucker
dolan cumbox
lymburn at least he didn't zeph on the floor.

zeph by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007

farting gnome 

a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.

Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??

farting gnome by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007