Dat Blessed Dude's definitions

Maize Bobbles

The term Midwesterners use to describe the sort of breakfast cereal made from corn.

Did somebody piss in your maize bobbles this morning, Darren?

by Dat Blessed Dude May 7, 2019

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016