Definitions by Dat Blessed Dude

Maize Bobbles

The term Midwesterners use to describe the sort of breakfast cereal made from corn.

Did somebody piss in your maize bobbles this morning, Darren?

Merch

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

Merch