2 definitions by Das Bigly
The near-mythical largest of dongs. Generally so large that it can not and will not ever be used for fear of harming a living being. Also known as 'Skinny Man BuhdonkaCock' the Fish Dong is a Dong that long, that strong and will do a dance if you sing a song. More of a curse than a blessing it has bestowed strange powers of happenstance upon all those who have wielded it throughout time.
"The only reason Marks still a virgin is that Fish Dong he's packing between his legs. He'd split a girl open like a turducken with that thing."
by Das Bigly April 22, 2010
The Salad of Two: When a couple that feels particularly close and comfortable together (or is just down like that) chooses to engage in mutual salad tossing for the common goal of depraved gratification.
by Das Bigly September 12, 2006