An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
by Darth Z. February 05, 2007
Get the flonkertonmug. the random assortment of cheap dollar bin toys your boyfriend buys at the drug store when you give him a small spending limit.
"I give you only $5.35 and you still manage to come back with a a bag of army men, a container of FLARP!, and a rainbow slinky? That's some goooood ytijhkl."
by Darth Z. December 14, 2008
Get the ytijhklmug.