Definitions by Darth Lahey
Spudwukker
A person who frequents music festivals or concerts and does a lot of Molly, acid, ketamine, and whippets.
Spudwukker by Darth Lahey June 21, 2024
Parking Your Pearls
Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Parking Your Pearls by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020