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Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020
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by Darth Lahey June 21, 2024
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