Darth Bobo's definitions

pilot

A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.

What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.

by Darth Bobo September 25, 2003