Masturbatics

The art of acrobatically masturbating.
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.
by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake September 24, 2014
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Kikelist

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."
by Darryl Strawberry Shortcake September 23, 2014
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