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"BBW" is an acronym that stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" that arose from the "fat acceptance" movement in the 1980's. Originally, it was intended to help obese girls accept that they did not have to live up to societies standards, and that it was "ok" to be curvy. Since it's inception the term has mutated to refer to the the self declarative - "I am a fat whore, I like to get plugged, and I have very low standards".
Rodger : So my buddy Justin answer a craigslist ad for a 25 year old BBW housewife.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
by Darker December 16, 2011
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Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".
Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.
Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.
Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.
Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.
Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.
Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.
Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
by Darker August 4, 2011
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