Dark Lord of the Anus's definitions

anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.

Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005

butt flakes

A thick encrusted layer of fecal particles that has dried and hardened and somewhat fused with the skin of the buttocks. It results from smearing butt excrement when whiping rather than actually removing it. As it hardens it becomes brittle and starts to crack, then small particles of the fecal-layer waft into the air and can get lodged in people's nostrils or open wounds, causing severe irritation, runny noses and gagging.

Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 28, 2005

turned out

someone who got butt-sodomized in prison -against their will-

Tyrone: Hey Juan, that new guy Beecher sure was easy pray. I caught him in the shower and turned out his bitch ass when he dropped the soap.

Juan: Hey homes that guy was my bitch, you owe me now dog!

by Dark Lord of the Anus December 28, 2005