by Dark Chaos December 23, 2003
A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.
Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.
by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004
A group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.
The pedophile was banned from a website, so he wrote an article about the website on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
by Dark Chaos November 09, 2006
A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.
by Dark Chaos August 20, 2004