(n): A person who, either intentionally or unintentionally doesn't check their e-mail, facebook, myspace, and/or texts, resulting in a buildup of messages and very annoyed friends.
"Hey John did you get that event invite I facebooked you?"
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
"No I haven't gotten on my computer in like a week."
"You are such a tech hermit."
by DarceLynn January 02, 2009
"Hey did you see the new Sprint Instinct?"
"Oh the new iFaux? Yeah."
"But the Instinct has a slide out keyboard for texting."
"Oh the new iFaux? Yeah."
"But the Instinct has a slide out keyboard for texting."
by Darcelynn July 23, 2008