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the name you call someone when they have done something stupid or shamefull
i cant believe you kissed him...your such a fucktard
by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

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usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you
jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate
by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

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a sport involving riding round on a brush shaft like a horse, while finding unsuspecting people to "shaft"- meaning harass with the brush. usually violent
hoi...ill shaft you with a brush. want to go shafting tonight?
by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

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