Definitions by Danteyh

Farclose 

Its when something is far for some reason but close for another.

Sam: Where did you leave the remote?
Bill: Farclose.
Sam: What do you mean?
Bill: I left if far because its outside of our reach but close because if you think about the size of the universe, it really isn't that far. Its farclose.

Farclose by Danteyh July 2, 2011