Definitions by Dante real man

Blimp Jesus 

A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

Blimp Jesus by Dante real man July 24, 2023

Kentucky Penguin 

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky

Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin

Kentucky Penguin by Dante real man December 8, 2022