often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!
Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006
An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 14, 2006