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beadtard

adjective • offensive old-fashioned
🔈 bi d-ˈtɑ r.dɪd

One that is so addicted to (beading) their brain slowly turns to (beads) eventually the brain turns Into a singular bead. At this point they are rendered incapacitated, only able to mutter the words "(Beads) are love, (Beads)are life."
Yeah man, Zoë is a lost cause. She just got a diagnosis of (beadtardism). Bless her (beady) little brain and bless her man Jake too. Hese basically dating a bead now.
by Danny Skaggs March 9, 2023
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