Danny Porteous's definitions

kong mong

this is for someone who has too much body hair and is also a total mong.

gibb stop being a kong mong

by Danny Porteous September 12, 2006

teeth reaper

sum1 who has massive huge ginourmous gargantuan teeth and is a poontang

stfu teeth reaper. go brush ur huge teeth etc.

by Danny Porteous September 17, 2008

gyneocologist wet dream

slag, easy entry for a gyneocologist, a total slaggy biatch whore.

why dont you go n shag sum1 else? u gyneocologist wet dream!

by Danny Porteous September 14, 2006