Blowcumber

'A hollowed out cucumber with shot-gun for intamate vegtable oral'

'Who needs a bitch when you got a blowcumber!'

by Danny Desuza September 26, 2009

Assgasm

Involantary spasm of the prostate gland as a result of anal exploration!

I accidentally shoved my thumb up my arse whilst speed wanking and had what i can only describe as an 'Assgasmmmm'

by Danny Desuza November 02, 2009