Definitions by Dankii
Nicotea
When there is drama that is so big that you need to light your cigarette before you can spill the tea. Usually at a glass table in the back yard or verandah.
Nicotea
When you have drama to share with your friends, but it must be had after the act of lighting a cigarette due to the severity.
Oh my god, I have some tea to spill about Natasha, but I need a cigarette, it’s time for some Nicotea.