slit screen

extremely thin,sheer womens underwear.usually completely seethrough.could also be used as a general term describing any womens underwear

i think the valet attendant saw my womans slit screen when she got out of the car.

by Daniel Nunez January 09, 2008

slump pump

the act of having sex out of desperation after an extended period of invoulontary abstinence.

"Hey Sean,dont you think that overweight amputee at the other side of the bar would make a good slump pump for Bryant?"

by Daniel Nunez January 09, 2008