Daniel Crompton's definitions

philaphiliac

a person or creature that is addicted to intercourse with people who have the name 'Phil'. Serious addiction can lead to a complete breakdown of personality and/or and sense of etiquette.

If someone, a friend say, is on their third, fourth or even fifth 'Phil' in succession they would be known as a Philaphiliac. It is debatable whether one achieves the status of 'Philophiliac' after only having a singular 'Phil'.

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

excremished

a 'spattering' or small fittle of excrement, usually on the face, would be known as a blemish, were it not excrement. Sometimes the product of a 'fartle'.

"When we went for that curry I don't think Mitch should've had the Vindaloo, there wasn't a dry face in the toilets after he'd finished, well actually I was making an overstatement, a couple of people had been excremished by the sheer explosive nature of his emissions."

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003