Definitions by Dangerous golf ball

Read p 

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

Read p by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

cheese baldy 

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

cheese baldy by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Gabookie 

Something your friends says to show they’re a dry texter or just the driest way to end a conversation

Friend 1: Hey what’s up
Friend 2: Gabookie

Gabookie by Dangerous golf ball January 3, 2021