Boston T Party

1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party

2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand

3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson
Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."

"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"

Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.
by Danfield January 16, 2007
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queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.
Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."
by Danfield January 04, 2007
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a.m.b.

Ass Managed Bitch
someone who is willingly under the authority of an ass manager and from this derives a sense of identity.

colloquial
one who is subject to the jurisdiction and whims of a pimp.
ho, slut, whore
THOMAS: "Did you notice how cheerfully Rudolph complied with the retardistic ravings of that Ass Manager, Stevens?"
RICHARD: "I did happen notice that."
HARRISON: "Yes, Rudolph is an A.M.B."

You ain't nothin but an A.M.B.
by Danfield August 15, 2006
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