Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.
Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."
by Danfield May 11, 2008
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gawful

Thomas: "Did you see Pat's new plaid sports coat?"
Richard: "OMG, it makes my eyes cross."
Harrison: "Yes, it is gawful."
by Danfield January 15, 2007
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struck

v. used only in the past and past perfect tenses.

1. To administer violent sexual contact, usually to the rectum.
Samantha was expecting a quiet, romantic evening with Mitch, little did she know that she would get struck.

"Another dick move like that, and you're gonna get struck."

"Did you see the bruises on Lance's arms, Vince?"
"Oh my god, yes, Tim, he must have gotten struck last night."
by Danfield August 08, 2006
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