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Diabetes 

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Diabetes is an illness that limits or entirely stops the production of insulin in your pancreas. There are two types of diabetes ; these are type one and type two. Type one diabetes is mainly genetic and halts insulin production. Type two diabetes is seen mainly due to being overweight. Diabetes is not a joke and should be taken very seriously. Insulin is a natural chemical produced by the body that regulates blood sugar levels.
Doctor: Im sorry but you have type one diabetes
Me: Now I know what that means due to this urban dictionary page!

Guy 1: Youre diabetic? doesnt that mean that you cant eat sugar?
Me: Actually we can eat sugar its just that we have to carb ourselves for it

Guy 2: YOU HAVE DIABETES? GET AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANNA CATCH THAT!
Me: Diabetes isn't contagious but Im still gonna stay away from YOU.
Diabetes by DanJonJr September 22, 2021

DLM 

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DLM : Dream Lives Matter / Dreamsexual Lives Matter. Used very frequently ironically but some 'dreamsexuals' do use it as though they're defending their own life
WHAT YOU ARENT A DREAM SEXUAL? YOU ARENT A DREAM STAN? DLM!!!!
DLM by DanJonJr September 18, 2021