Definitions by Dan the bastard

Fun Hoover 

A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation

Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover

Fun Hoover by Dan the bastard October 8, 2011

Crazy people paint 

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

Crazy people paint by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011