Fun Hoover

A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation

Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover

by Dan the bastard May 27, 2011

Crazy people paint

When mentally disturbed people used human excrement as an art material

I went to visit my nan in the old peoples home yesterday and she'd written her name on the wall in crazy people paint

by Dan the Bastard June 15, 2011