erectus dysfunctionus

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work
Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”
by Dan Bain March 02, 2018
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guacamole in my ass

Fuck you
Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker
by Dan Bain March 26, 2018
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ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining
fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker
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