Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dan Bain

guacamole in my ass

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”