Definitions by Dan Bain

guacamole in my ass 

Fuck you

Fuck off and put some guacamole in my ass you titty fucker

guacamole in my ass by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining

fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker

ass in my guacamole by Dan Bain May 16, 2018

erectus dysfunctionus 

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”

erectus dysfunctionus by Dan Bain March 2, 2018