penis wars

A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.

The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.

Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
by Damn Damn Danno October 04, 2005
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McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.
Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...
by Damn Damn Danno October 06, 2005
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cereal killer

Synonym of Cereal Murderer.

Anyone who committed mutany towards Cap'n Crunch, snare-trapped the Trix Rabbit, killed the Lucky Charms Dwarf, and made chicken soup out of Cornelius the Rooster.

In addition, the one that infected the Alpha-Bits computer mascot with the installation of Windows XP and subsequently died of worms and viruses.
Danno's a cereal killer wanted by the FBI (Federal Bureau of Idiots).
by Damn Damn Danno October 07, 2005
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weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.
Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.
by Damn Damn Danno October 08, 2006
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fuckinese

Fuckinese: A language understood by no-one, usally spoken by aliens or immigrants. It's a synonym for Jibberonese or Jibberish.
Turbanite : Bla bla bla bla
Yankmerican: CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH AND NOT FUCKINESE?
by damn damn danno October 01, 2006
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Lesbia

An island near the Isle of Man, where all of men's fantasies come true and alive.

I wish I was living in Lesbia...

Lesbians are inhabitants of Lesbia.
by Damn Damn Danno October 07, 2005
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SGT 2000

Shitty Green Trucks / 2000. A Drummondville Kebecstand based trucking outfit notoriously known for hiring English-challenged people and of having some drunk dispatchers and cute secretaries with high bang-ability factors.

They usually have Mack trucks and Volvos and are underpowered. But newer models are introduced to make up for lost time.

Legend has that Cornholio once worked for this company but was kicked out for failing a drug test at American Customs hence they thought he was smuggling corn in this rectal receptacle.

They're a not bad company to work for, IF you have EXPERIENCE or speak Kebeckstander.
Dan: What do you call an SGT 2000 truck going against a McKevitt Trucking truck?

John: What??? Whatt?

Dan: Special Olympics tsee heheheheheheee

John: That's so true...
by Damn Damn Danno October 02, 2005
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