rubbish on ice

The superlative for rubbish i.e. a very poor performance, mediocre attempt or just plain crap

"Mate, that attempt to crack onto that girl from our Public Law class was rubbish on ice"

by Damien Thorne March 11, 2006

[Rock Collector]

A guy who has an endless supply of friends who are girls, upon which he unloads all his pain and suffering onto

"Mate, that guy over there, he's got no mates. All he is a rock collector

by Damien Thorne April 01, 2006