Definitions by Damian Thorne

slompoofa 

noun; another name for the booty, butt, back-end, ass (pronounced slom- poo-fa)

yo check out that phat-assed slompoofa on Juanita, it must take her an hour to fit into those jeans...

slompoofa by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023

Defcon 

pro-noun; the Def Condition- a measurement scale which determines the realistic level of how def a person, place or thing is.

Shogun Assassin is the greatest martial arts movie ever made, I would rate it a 5/5 on the DefCon scale

Defcon by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023

Defness 

Adjective; a unit of measurement describing the actual level of how def a person is.

Marshall is such an awesome cat, his defness is just unfathomable..

Defness by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023

Shrizz 

Used as a complimentary acknowledgement; in place or in short of Sure Is as a positive affirmation.

-to concur or agree with great enthusiasm. (often stated in a high pitch "Shrizz")

as in exactomundo!, word up! Or to mean, “I feel you doe"

Biff says, "Wow bro, yesterday was my birthday and Genie finally blessed me with a piece of her delicious pound cake! Her cakes is the bomb and so are her other assets."

"Shrizz!" Cheech replies longingly..

Shrizz by Damian Thorne March 4, 2023