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dalmita

Dalmita, also known as Dali, is the cutest most beautiful cat ever. But she is also crazy! She gets the zoomies at 1 fucking AM and knocks down your shit but you can never stay mad at her because she is too cute. She is hungry 25/8 and will attack your feet if you move them under your blanket. She goes crazy when she sees a fly but will go no where near a squirt bottle. She loves Ari.
Danny: Ari where’s Dalmita?
Ari: OH! she’s on the ceiling fan !!
by Dalismother August 7, 2023
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