emblemed

The past tense verb referring to the removal of a automobile emblem from one's car. Most often this is done illegally and without the owners consent. One may choose to use a credit card to commit such an offense but a heat gun gun is the preferred tool of removal.

Thief 1: Hey check it out I just emblemed that VW beetle over there.
Thief 2: Wow, how did you get past the cable?
Thief 1: I snipped it with wire cutters bra'!
Thief 2: Oh sheet son!

by Dahn April 14, 2008

soup spiller

One who spills soup somewhat consistently.

Dude1: Dude, what's wrong?
Dude2: Dude, I just spilled the soup on my new khakis.
Dude3: Ha Ha, Soup Spiller!!!
Dude2: Yea but these khakis are spill proof bra!

by Dahn April 22, 2008

Yup Yup

A yuppie or yupy who really thinks he or she is a true gangsta or "playa" when in fact they are the most pussy whipped bitches ever to walk the face of this earth.

A Yup Yup always attempts to look hard because they just got jumped back behind Club 2000.

by Dahn April 23, 2008

John Champlain

Mystical investigator, machinist and at times right-hand-man to Chicken McGreen. Splits his time between delivering machine parts to various businesses and assisting Chicken McGreen in his chaotic conquests. Also travels to classified locations gathering information about rival factions and oppressors.

John Champlain: Here you goooo here's your flexile elbow joint for your Smashmatic 4000!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Why are you singing?
John Champlain: No reason, but I did just resurrect Dahn Turgenson!
Smashmatic 4000 Owner/Operator: Oh ok, makes sense.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Smashmatic 4000

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Chicken McGreen

The benevolent and ever controversial god of Chaos designed to bring about confusion during times of injustice. Channeling Chicken McGreen will bring about much pain and isolation. in the end though, it is worth while because the primary mission of Chicken McGreen is to realign the planets and bring harmony to the Omniplex.

Dude 1: Dude you see that chick in the green over there?
Dude 2: Haha did you say Chicken McGreen?
Dude 1: Uhhh right yea...heh..heh...heh

And so it began.

by Dahn April 14, 2008

Febulonious

The planet where the most awesome inventions come from. Also an alternate heaven for those wondering whether or not they want to come back to Earth for the 9000th time. It is like Limbo but way sweeter and without all the pain and suffering.

Sammy Sawgrass: Phew! That was a long ride!
Billy Bentnut: Where are you coming from?
Sammy Sawgrass: Febulonious.
Billy Bentnut: Daaamn homey! Isn't that like 60,000 light years away???
Sammy Sawgrass: Yep, but its not that bad, I took the Buick Rivera...
Billy Bentnut: You mean Riviera right?
Sammy Sawgrass: Yea, whatever man.

by Dahn April 23, 2008