Definitions by Daddy's Patties
Fireballs
When your fucking balls are inflamed, whether it be due to recently acquired HIV from constant unprotected pummeling of your fellow male neighbor's asshole every weekend or simply torching those shits after a nice and proper kerosine lathering or even both.
Guy #1: Boi why the fuck you got ya hands down ya pants right now!?!? We're at fucking Disneyland and I'm about to call security!
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
Guy #2: Sorry my balls are just itching since last night.
Guy #1: ...Come again!?!?
Guy #2: I said I got a bad case of FIREBALLS!!!
Guy #1: Oh...what were you indulging in maximum faggetry last night?? Or did you just set them on fire manually?
Guy #2: Would you think me a disgusting human being if I said both? *teasing tone*
Guy #1: SECURITY!!! *blows rape whistle*
Fireballs by Daddy's Patties February 4, 2019
Fetus Cemetery
The pussy of a woman who's had more abortions than the amount of times Kim Jong Un has threatened to nuke the U.S.
Guy #1: Bro that thot I met on Tinder has a fetus cemetery between her legs.
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
Guy #2: Bruh deadass!? That's nasty af
Guy #1: Yea I was in the middle of beating them cheeks when my meat got possessed by a fetus phantom
Fetus Cemetery by Daddy's Patties June 16, 2018