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It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.
“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”
by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025
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Exhibit 1: A guy who takes his job seriously gets fired so a position is opened up for the boss’s dumbass girlfriend to work in and the guys next employer is getting better Yelp reviews than his last job by time he’s off orientation already. He got nico’d.
Exhibit 2: A guy’s mid looking chronically cheating gf finally gets caught and she leaves him for the streets then proceeds to catch syphilis and the soul mate he finds after is a total baddie. He got nico’d.
Exhibit 2: A guy’s mid looking chronically cheating gf finally gets caught and she leaves him for the streets then proceeds to catch syphilis and the soul mate he finds after is a total baddie. He got nico’d.
by Daddy's Patties December 1, 2025
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