Yaskotch

A delicious cocktail for women, and only women who love to drink scotch. Two parts scotch, one part yakult. Stir and mix with ice.

Kim Kardashian (upon seeing yakult in your fridge): Omg do you have scotch?
You: Yeah, I think my dad has some
Kim Kardashian: Let's have some yaskotch!
You: ... Okay Kim K