When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself
Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.
by darealslimshady October 15, 2012
Slang for Marijuana.
Often used as a code word by teenagers when in front of parents to keep their habit secret.
Often used as a code word by teenagers when in front of parents to keep their habit secret.
by DaRealSlimShady January 27, 2014
Someone who takes a lot of naps. Enough to the point that they might as well be considered the captain of naps.
by darealslimshady October 16, 2012