Negative Wood

When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself

Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.

by darealslimshady October 14, 2012

Naptain

Someone who takes a lot of naps. Enough to the point that they might as well be considered the captain of naps.

Person 1: He sure likes to sleep a lot in class.
Person 2: Yeah. He is a naptain, alright.

by darealslimshady October 16, 2012

Snee

Slang for Marijuana.

Often used as a code word by teenagers when in front of parents to keep their habit secret.

Cam: Yo man, wanna snee later?

Joe: Yeah bro lets do it

by DaRealSlimShady January 26, 2014