DaHolmes's definitions

Simpology

The study of men who lower their standards in order to have a relationship.

"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".

by DaHolmes October 15, 2023

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Down for the blubber

Willing to have sex with a fat woman.

Bro, she was the size of a small state, but it was last call so I was down for the blubber.

by DaHolmes February 25, 2024