Mud Masher

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.
by DaHolmes November 18, 2023
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Down for the blubber

Willing to have sex with a fat woman.
Bro, she was the size of a small state, but it was last call so I was down for the blubber.
by DaHolmes February 25, 2024
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Cornhole Cadet

I did her up the ass. Turns out she was a cornhole cadet.
by DaHolmes March 21, 2023
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