Definitions by DaHolmes

Cornhole Cadet 

A person who is a beginner at anal sex.

I did her up the ass. Turns out she was a cornhole cadet.

Cornhole Cadet by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Brown Onion Rider 

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

Brown Onion Rider by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

Pillow Top by DaHolmes March 11, 2023

Hose Beast

An unattractive woman who is promiscuous.

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."

Hose Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Making the Two-Backed Beast 

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

Making the Two-Backed Beast by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Same shit, bigger pile 

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

Same shit, bigger pile by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

Ass Trough 

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

Ass Trough by DaHolmes February 21, 2023