Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

Same shit, bigger pile

Used to infer that life hasn't changed much, except to get slightly worse.

"How's it going, Joe?"
"Same shit, bigger pile. You?"

by DaHolmes February 23, 2023

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 10, 2023

Brown Onion Rider

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.

Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.

by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

screw pig

A woman who will sleep with anyone.

I drilled that screw pig all night.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Transheiser-Busch

The new InBev corporate name.

Yeah, being one of the 99%, I switched from Transheiser-Busch to Coors.

by DaHolmes June 09, 2023

Fence Jumper

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

by DaHolmes October 23, 2023