Da man's definitions

antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a clever and funny definition!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004

kiff

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

by Da Man December 10, 2003

Houston Texans

Team that, although only two years old, can still beat up on well established teams.

Touchdown Texans!

by Da Man October 30, 2003