Poop stick

DUEL Definitions:
Used in Vietnam by the Vietcong as a titty trap for unsuspecting soldiers. They would dip the stick in dung, and the person walking by would be infected with diseases.
Second. Stick used to wipe European Asses. A sharp pointy object that was used until 2001 as a predecessor of toilet paper…. They claimed it felt good.

"Pass the poop stick, i need to whipe my ass" follwed by a slight grim on the Frenchies face and a mutter of "ooooh yes"

or is batter "damn poop sticks."

by Da Man September 26, 2003

Sandpiper

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

Work it out!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

KingPin

The king.
A person who rules all, A person who is the best of the best.

by da Man January 17, 2003

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004