Da man's definitions

fumilingus

When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.

There's nothing funnier

by Da Man July 16, 2004

fish eye

During sex, while working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper. Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

I put her back in line by giving her a fish eye

by Da Man July 16, 2004

cold faithful

Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

Something that everyone should try.

by Da Man July 16, 2004

twisties

A medical condition whereupon the testicles become twisted.

oMG!!! AARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

cong

A derogatory term used for the purpose of describing a Vietnamese person.

(Derived from the term 'Viet-Cong', a term ued to describe Communist North Vietnam)

See Also: Gook

The cong jumped out from the tree and knocked me out... next thing I knew I was in the trunk of a suped up car.

by Da Man April 14, 2003

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004

ir_pegg

Somebody whos owns everyone who posted above and is also very eleet at wc3 and tfc. And newbies like josh and centaur and blue idolise this great man

man ir_pegg is soooo my idol

Pegg owns me :(

Wish i was as cool as pegg

by Da man September 1, 2004