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the game

you cannot win the game, you can only not lose.
to play the game you must not think of the game, but if you do you have lost the game.
once you lose the game you must tell someone and then that means they too hav lost the game

you start playing again after 30 mins once you tell someone that you lost the game
by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
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The Shit

it is the shit most men have in their lives that is so big that it hurts enough to stop you being gay, due to the fact that it hurt having a shit like that so it would hurt more to have a penis up your bum.
you know when you hav had The Shit when you have to hold onto objects in the bathroom for support
omg dude, i just had The Shit!!!!

well i knw i won't be gay, i've had The Shit
by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010
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a-meg

to do a meg is to do something incredibly blond.
obama is the first black candidate for priminister of america'
turn left at the end of the road' (then turns right)omg, what a-meg
by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
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mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health
omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush
by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010
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chugly

a person that is both really fat and ugly.
when you see some really fat person walking past and their state shocks you it is said they are chugly
OMG did u see that person, they where chugly
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
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Leeroy Jenkins

to spontaniously run head first into FAIL.
you have only acomplished a Leeroy Jenkins when you epically fail at something almost instantely and spectacularly and then state 'at least i have chicken'
come on guys lets do this, LEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! (FAIL)
wow what a leeroy jenkins
by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
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cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools
dude! i've been cabbaged
by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010
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