Da Freckle Maka's definitions

freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016