Definitions by DTM :<|

megaboss 

A large, indeterminate number

He had megaboss excuses for not going to work. The Inuit have megaboss words for snow.

megaboss by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

Metric Buttload 

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

Metric Buttload by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

tpyo 

A tongue-in-cheek play on typo

All mispleddings and tpyos are intentional copyright traps.

tpyo by DTM :<| January 16, 2005