murtle

To be s odrunk mispronunciation of words is common.
Mortal -> Murtle
I think I'm murtle me!
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Valid

Drunk beyond belief. on a scale of 1 to 10, valid is off the scale. it takes something special to get there
on a scale of 1 to valid how drunk were you last night?
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