Definitions by DRValid

murtle 

To be s odrunk mispronunciation of words is common.
Mortal -> Murtle

I think I'm murtle me!

murtle by DRValid October 19, 2011

Valid 

Drunk beyond belief. on a scale of 1 to 10, valid is off the scale. it takes something special to get there

on a scale of 1 to valid how drunk were you last night?

Valid by DRValid October 19, 2011