crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself
Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour
by DJTJ April 12, 2017
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being fifty

Fake, phony, less than 100% genuine.
I thought she and I were really good friends, but after hearing what she said about me, I realized she was being fifty.
by djtj May 17, 2014
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