Gradius III

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.

Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*

by dj gs68 September 01, 2003

sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

xxx

3 strikes.

by dj gs68 August 12, 2003

trix

A cereal that a certain rabbit really wants, but is always confiscated at the last second by kids who discriminate against age and species.

<Kid> Silly rabbit, Trix are for--
<Trix Rabbit> God dammit! IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR DECADES NOW! That does it, I'm getting my lawyer!

by dj gs68 October 28, 2003

school

An educational place that people hate because:

1. their grades suck
2. some of the students there suck
3. they have the attention span of a broken AOL CD.
4. they think the job they want won't require much education.
5. they think they deserve unlimited free time
6. other people say it sucks.

People need to go to school more often. If you don't go to school, you'll spend the rest of your life working at McDonald's or having some other menial job, and living in your mom's basement.

by Dj gs68 September 22, 2003

No.

What people say when they see/hear something really stupid.

Someone: Hey! Guess what?! Last night I went to a party, got high on LSD, drank 50 gallons of beer, and had sex with all 150 girls in the house!
Me: No.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

Windows 2000

Way better than Windows ME, and MAC OS FUCKING NINE.

"OH NOS! MY WINDBLOWS 3.1 HAS CARASHED!"
"Dumbass, you need Windows 2000. Welcome to 1 1/4 decades ago!

by dj gs68 July 07, 2003