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Definitions by DJ Humidifier

Punting Season 

The season around the end of the year where one puts off doing work related tasks and punts them into the start of the new year.
"The boss wants us to complete the project before the end of the yeaer."
"Are they crazy?! It's punting season! We're not doing that project until AT LEAST April next year."
Punting Season by DJ Humidifier November 9, 2021

Dibiase Day 

In reference to the WWF wrestler Ted Dibiase who does whatever he wants. A day where you smoke a J, get some pizza, and maybe fuck around and get a slushie. Who knows. Have yourself a Dibiase Day
Last Wednesday after closing a big deal at work on Tuesday I blew off work, golfed, and got pizza. Had myself a Dibiase Day
Dibiase Day by DJ Humidifier September 27, 2020

room bacon 

The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.
“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”
room bacon by DJ Humidifier November 29, 2019