Definitions by DABM Dictionary

smurf poo 

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

smurf poo by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

undee dundee

what you call it when you find a streak of poop in your underwear.

Guy: Ugh! This is my third Undee Dundee this week!
Girl: What is an Undee Dundee?
Guy: It's a poop streak in your underwear.

undee dundee by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

pee-pee protector 

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

pee-pee protector by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

butt turd 

a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.

Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!

butt turd by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021